18 things that go through your head when running a marathon
"That guy has a really funny run"
1. I got this, 26.2 miles… come at me bro!
2. First mile shredded, that training really paid off.
3. Maybe I should have trained a bit harder.
4. Water. WATER!
5. Don’t think about needing to pee. Don’t think about needing to pee…
6. Seven miles down! I’m walking on air!
7. I could really do with some of that energy gel.
8. GIVE ME THAT ENERGY GEL!
9. Did I miss the mile 16 marker… Oh wait, it’s that dot in the distance.
10. HA! That guy has a really funny run.
11. Wait, do I have a funny run?
12. Is it acceptable to pour water over myself or do people only do that in movies?
13. Ok I’ve just been overtaken by a man who looks older than Prince Philip. Time to speed up.
14. I hate this song. Why did I put so much Black Eyed Peas on my playlist?