If Affleck’s out, who can play Batman? Here are our top picks
So it looks like Ben Affleck’s on the way out of the coveted batsuit. He’s hauling that great chin of his out of that big hole in the mask and sloping off back home, a failed experiment; sad Ben Affleck. Rumours are he’ll be kicking off those big black boots after an appearance in either Suicide Squad 2 or Flashpoint, but seeing as details on the development of the latter are mighty murky, it’s looking to be the sequel to the Will Smith ensemble that’ll be his last.
Shame really, because Affleck wasn’t a bad Batman, he was simply a casualty of a couple of sub-par movies. Either way, the upcoming Matt Reeves-directed Batman movie will be its own thang, a standalone film separate from the DCEU. Essentially, that means: no Battfleck.
So who then? Who is to step up to the plate? Which brave soul shall take up the mantle of one of Hollywood’s most revered action roles? Well, I’VE GOT A FEW IDEAS:
According to the strongest reports, old Jakey Boy over here is the front-runner to play Batman, seeing as according to ye olde grapevine, Matt Reeves himself has been chatting to him about it. Jake’s a good fit, too - he’s got the acting chops to be all brooding and sombre (Donnie Darko) and also the action nous to not look like a wetty in a fight (Prince of Persia). Also he’s all good looking and stuff, and Batman’s good looking, isn’t he?
Here’s another good choice that’s currently on everyone’s lips - mainly because Gary Oldman revealed that he’d be his personal choice to play the caped crusader. Phoenix isn’t exactly well-versed in action, but his latest flick You Were Never Really Here supposedly has him doing the old vigilante thing to great effect, so maybe he’d surprise us. Might have to trim that massive beard off though, Batman’s chin is as smooth as a ladybird’s back.
What about good old Chris Pine? He’s taken on the challenge of beloved hero characters before (Kirk) and impressed, and he’s done a hefty bit of running, jumping and punching in numerous films throughout his career. Also, and this would be nice, he’s got a deft hand with that thing they call ‘comedy’ - maybe it’s time we lightened up Brucey just a tad?
The more and more I think about it, the more I’m coming round to the fact that I think Keanu Reeves might be one of my favourite people on the whole planet. Just a great dude, who’s in great films. He can fight extremely well and he’s amazing at looking sad, perhaps even to a greater extent than Affleck. Also, he could save money on casting by playing the young Bruce Wayne in any flashbacks, because he doesn’t age and could just as easily play a ten year old boy as a 50-year-old Batman. And anything in between.
Or to look at this choice another way: can you imagine John Wick but in a big bat costume? I can.
Snipes played the best Marvel character of all time, Blade, so why can’t he play arguably (the Blade statement was not up for argument, fyi) the best DC character of all time? He’s been away for a bit, Mr. Snipes, and his mooted big return to action in The Expendables 3, was your uncle’s moist handkerchief. Give him a proper starring vehicle again - get him in the suit and let him put sunglasses over the mask if he wants to.
Josh, the Joshster, Joshua Tree, Bish Bash Josh, I’ll tell you what - he’s one of the most underrated actors out there. Think about any time you’ve seen him in anything - doesn’t disappoint, does he? And now that he’s a dab hand at comic book stuff (he’s playing two separate Marvel characters this year: Cable in Deadpool 2 and Thanos in Avengers: Infinity War) he’s more than qualified to slide his butt into the famous suit. And jumping from Marvel to DC is literally what Ben Affleck did, so no issues there.
If Ben Affleck was solely hired because of the size of his chin, then why can’t Bruce Campbell get a role for the same reason? Both have big old lower jaws, and both have leading man credentials (albeit on differing scales), so know how to carry a film. Campbell is a perfect fit, and he’s been in three Spider-Man films, too, so, umm, knows what a superhero is, I guess? Erm, BIG CHIN.
Christian Bale, but the new, chunky version
We all know that Christian Bale is a great Batman, so bringing him back would be a no-brainer, but I say we bring him back in his current guise. I think a Batsuit but with a large belly full of pies would be a great, relatable and realistic look - a conscientious direction for the franchise to go in.
Having a fight but taking a break to double over and wheeze, one hand pressed against a Grundon bin; leaping off a building, pulling one of ten pies off his belt and eating it in two bites before he hits the ground; at least three scenes involving him scraping a stool into the kitchen and sitting on it to impatiently peer through the yellow window on his oven at the chicken and mushroom pastry within. A Batman for the people.
An actual bat
Yeah, technically speaking this superhero would be Batbat. And, it's almost impossible to catch a bat so it’s going to be tough job for The Joker and co. to get a hold of Gotham’s saviour in this case.You’ve got stealth, speed, the ability to see in the dark and that secret identity is safe as houses - the last thing you’d suspect is a bat. Even a billionaire one.
Just a load of jellybeans or something
I thought, for a bit of a laugh, after the legitimate suggestions, I’d just put a silly one at the end - I do like to have fun! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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